10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester