10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- im going to 2 out you to death