10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant