10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "No river, no fish."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth