10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986