10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.