10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris