10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus