10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "No river, no fish."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Fold and live to fold again
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez