10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson