10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for fat, American losers.
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves