10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)