10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.