10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.