10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "No river, no fish."