10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.