10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "No river, no fish."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.