10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike