10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"