10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?