10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls