10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Fold and live to fold again
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.