10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.