10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)