10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --