10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss