10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs