10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson