10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."