10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones