10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.