10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?