10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is for loners.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe