10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim