10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack