10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword