10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003