10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.