10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen