10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!