10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright