10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Fook the floosh droo!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth