10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.