10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm