10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.