10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."