10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)