10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.