10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.