10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed